A strange day…
[ 2009.07.05 13:43:47:55 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Waskisen Local Channel
Samalash > anybody wanna fleet with me and get my mining foreman 5 bonus? 10% yeild increase u kno its good
*20 mins later*
Samalash > good job zine lol
Samalash > zaine*
Zaine Maltis > o7
Samalash > was banking that u didnt have a jammer and lost that bet haha
Samalash > tried to get up to warp before i looted but that didnt work
Zaine Maltis > I was wondering why you stole back!
Samalash > well i was at 100% warp speed i guess i just wasnt aligned properly
Samalash > 2 bad i dont have any combat skills 2 come get u back 
Samalash > coffe made me over anxious if id waited a bit and checked my horizon i woulda at least got on can
Samalash > one*
Samalash > ah well grats thats only about 1 mil worth of ore
Zaine Maltis > Half of it was destroyed in your wreck. Never mind eh? 
Samalash > /emote shrugs
Samalash > the dnagers of jet canning after Dt
Samalash > dangers*
Samalash > i got about 2 and 1/2 hours of ore tho before u got me
Samalash > lemme know what kinda salvage u get from that itty 4
Samalash > im curious
Zaine Maltis > one sec…
Zaine Maltis > So, you work with Zephyr then?
*Seems Samalash has been labelling his cans with the Zephyr Corp name. In Waskisen? just after we declare war on them? An alt, you think?*
Samalash > lol no
Samalash > thats a ruse
Samalash > if i did i would have them hunting u
Samalash > might join them tho after today
Samalash > usually i dont mine system belts after DT – i use thier name to discourage people when i mine before DT
Zaine Maltis > THey got a rep or something then?
Samalash > i dunno
Samalash > it just blends in better
Samalash > u salvage that wreck yet?
Zaine Maltis > Salvager on it’s way now.
Samalash > have fun wiht my GSC’s and T2 cargo
Samalash > looks like u got 18k viscous pyrox
Zaine Maltis > Sell them back to you if you want. 
Samalash > lolol i already re-upped
Samalash > waiting for your salvage report before i go get my stuff
Samalash > 2 bad u didnt gank this one 
Galactus
Samalash > coulda probly taken out your rifter
Zaine Maltis > er.. Why aren’t these secure cans of yours passworded?
Samalash > hmm?
Ender’s jane > lawl
Samalash > u can PW them if in NPC corp?
Samalash > and keep them in ship?
Zaine Maltis > There is a password option on them right now
Samalash > hmm didnt know i thought that was only if u anchored them
Samalash > also i hear allll these people have problems with passwording cans
Samalash > everytime i jump thru a gate i think it would reset it
Seppooku > Broken Drone Transceiver Damaged Artificial Neural Network Tripped Power Circuit
Samalash > wtf an indy gives drone transceiver lol
Seppooku > well, i may have got that from a rat ^^
Seppooku > but basically a poor haul 
Samalash > so tell me more of this PW
Samalash > everybody always complaining about their PW reset and cant get into their cans
Samalash > also i only use them for hauling i dont really need the PW
Seppooku >
Samalash > lol yeh
Zaine Maltis > No idea here. Not used them really. Well, apart from taking your stuff out of them,
Zaine Maltis > lol
Ender’s jane > my stuff?!
Ender’s jane > keep away from my stuff!
Samalash > i dont expect to get blown up alot and need PW’d cans
Samalash > least i get the rep of non-carebear in this system with these fine ppl
Seppooku > idd
Samalash > huaah i will re steal my shit so watch out!
Seppooku > well, if it’s human excrement, we’ll leave that in the can!
Seppooku > but we won’t, as your can’s are now our property too!
Samalash > ok AFK to massage my ego
Samalash > brb to go get my stuff refit
McGrunty > FIght! Fight! Fight!
Dippie38 > a fight in my belt
Dippie38 > BOPS
*Whilst all that is going on, Kal has flipped Dippie38 for 17k of Veld, and Azul has come in to hoover up the loot. Azul docks up, leaving 753 in the can. Kal orbits the bait. Dippie has been locking him, and a cheap Navitas kill is still a kill. Thats when DarkMasterAnt shows up, looking for a cheap kill of his own. He takes teh bait, and I oblige. Shame I end up being the cheap kill. Azul took her sweet time getting back in a rifter, and Zaine had been busy finishing up with Samalash. Still, they nailed him, and trailed him back to the Lai Dai station.*
DarkMasterAnt > nice guys :p
Zaine Maltis > o7
Petrov Kreigt > dippie38, go shoot some rocks
Dippie38 > lol
Dippie38 > i wouldnt dream of taking anyone on
Dippie38 > i was shotting rocks then i got can flipped then your mate came in and took him out
Petrov Kreigt > then dont lock people, its surprisingly irritating
Petrov Kreigt > actually the can flipper is my mate
Petrov Kreigt > i just came to laugh at him
Dippie38 > sorry wrong button
Kal Ahra > uh, no, I’m not
Secum Cephala > already told him a thousend times in his 8 days eve live
*twice in succession, DarkmasterAnt undocks in rookiee ships, and Zaine and Azul let him have it. Petrov kreight is on station in a Rupture, deploying warrior drones in a futile attempt to draw aggro. Another guy in a punisher undocks too, and is a target due to taking more of the bait after our first fight with DarkMaster Ant. Azul and Zaine nail himm, too*
Petrov Kreigt > one thing that does make me laugh is why people would waste ammo on rookie ships
Zaine Maltis > Shits and giggles, mostly
Kal Ahra > who’s the more foolish? the fool who shoots the rookie ship, or the fool who undocs in one, knowing there is aggro right at the door?
Petrov Kreigt > he undocked cause i told him too
Petrov Kreigt > if impairors had a little more tank your little rifter would be dead in a few seconds, but that didnt happen so oh well
Kal Ahra > he stole from me. us killing him was never giving you aggro….
Petrov Kreigt > unless my drones assisted him or RRd him
Kal Ahra > no, that lets us shoot you.
Petrov Kreigt > and i can shoot back when you do
Kal Ahra > *if*
Petrov Kreigt > depends if you can have the balls
Kal Ahra > I prefer to pick my fights with my brain, thanks.
Zaine Maltis > What do balls has to do with it?
*well, they think by throwing the sort of insult that would goad them into a mistake will do that to everybody *
Petrov Kreigt > 2 v1 is easy odds
DarkMasterAnt > heh he has no balls
Kal Ahra > maybe, but 3 one up on you.
Petrov Kreigt > sounds like fun
General Paul > balls isnt the right word
General Paul > girl pvpers are as good as the boys
Petrov Kreigt > ok guts then
Asmodiar > Trash troll is trashy?
General Paul > if you want pvp wtf you doing in highsec though
*everyone’s a critic*
Petrov Kreigt > but by judging by their toon it loks like they have balls
General Paul > lowsec/0.0 is for pvp
DarkMasterAnt > theyre picking on miners
Petrov Kreigt > general, ill go to enderailen for my pvp, i was asked to even up the odds in this little occurence
General Paul > empire s for mineing =)
DarkMasterAnt > cos they suck at lowsec
General Paul > hm
Petrov Kreigt > 2 v1 is the way of a coward
General Paul > nah if you have friends you use them
General Paul > 2v1 is sensible
Kal Ahra > or winner
Petrov Kreigt > well theres a can next to me, make the most of it
Dippie38 > your stupid if you go into a 2 v 1 situation
Petrov Kreigt > not if you know what you are doing
*so what you’re saying, DarkMasterAnt, is that you don’t know what you’re doing?*
Petrov Kreigt > evetube.com
Petrov Kreigt > look for burning eve
Dippie38 > ok
Petrov Kreigt > 3-4th page back
Petrov Kreigt > oog browser
Petrov Kreigt > 10-20on 1 odds and he still wins
Dippie38 > ill give it a look
Samalash > gonna go get my new itty 4 + cans and mods now
Samalash > adult swim on the DVR cured my angst
Petrov Kreigt > moral of the story if you dont wanna be can flipped, have a hauler next to you, or use GSC cans
Teh Floop > or keep a jammer and afull bay of goblins on you
Teh Floop > >:)
Petrov Kreigt > prefer my retty with a scram and warrior IIs
Petrov Kreigt > makes short work of friggies
Teh Floop > yea
Petrov Kreigt > always a fun reaction
arkMasterAnt > so
DarkMasterAnt > where r these newbs?
Dippie38 > they disappered
DarkMasterAnt > aww
DarkMasterAnt > was lookin for an easy kill
Dippie38 > i know i liked the fireworks
DarkMasterAnt > i was killing their friends
Petrov Kreigt > there was a war fight going on in uedama
DarkMasterAnt > so they blobbed me
Petrov Kreigt > nice faction ships there
Dippie38 > anyway im off to bed cya
Petrov Kreigt > o/
DarkMasterAnt > bye
Kal Ahra > You got my punisher, DarkMasterAnt. Then we got you, 3 times running. And your friend in the other punisher.
Petrov Kreigt > no you killed a newb ship, which myself and dark laughed over the pathetic attempt of showing force
Azul Gothica > we killed two of those, and his punisher.
Petrov Kreigt > yet when i offer to take you both on you back down, grow a pair or belt up
*Quitting whilst you’re ahead? makes sense to me*
Petrov Kreigt > yes 250k big wow
DarkMasterAnt > well if u want a fight
DarkMasterAnt > coem to laidai
Azul Gothica > well now, just letting people know teh facts
DarkMasterAnt > yea
DarkMasterAnt > u kileld nub frigates lol
Asmodiar > /emote snores
Petrov Kreigt > yes, dark can flipped you
DarkMasterAnt > no? didnt u want a fight then
DarkMasterAnt > didnt think so some how
Intariy > Astrum Niveus invites new members. See my bio for details.
Azul Gothica > we already had one
DarkMasterAnt > yea
DarkMasterAnt > i ganked 1 of u
DarkMasterAnt > and ur friends came running
Petrov Kreigt > ant
Petrov Kreigt > quiet
Petrov Kreigt > that wasnt a fight
Petrov Kreigt > that just proved that you dont have the balls to take him on solo, and you cant deny that
*Why would we? They have more SP’s, and despite that crap earlier about T1 one fittings, clearly that punisher had T2 fittings. We have the killmail and everything *
Zaine Maltis > Sorry for stealing your balls, Azul.. or something *shrugs*
Azul Gothica > why would I go up into a fight where I couldn’t dictate terms?
Petrov Kreigt > hes in a t1 fitted puni
DarkMasterAnt > cos that eve pvp lol
DarkMasterAnt > idiot
Kal Ahra > hush you two, enough.
Petrov Kreigt > 1 of you had t2 autos, clear advantage there
DarkMasterAnt > well if u want me to shush
DarkMasterAnt > lets have this out now
Kal Ahra > not you, motormouth, my associates
Kal Ahra > they have stroked your epeen enough
*Well, he thinks you have, anyway. He’ll be away telling everyone how awesome he is, and how lame we are. We got 4 kills out of thhis whole scene for one loss. I’ll take that. We even got some loot. And even if you discount the rookiee ships, 2 for 1 is still a good deal*
Petrov Kreigt > motormouth, havent head that one in years
DarkMasterAnt > lol
DarkMasterAnt > newb controlling a corp
DarkMasterAnt > how funny
Petrov Kreigt > nah 5 year old NPC alt
*I have no idea what they’re on about by this point. Incoherent troll is incoherent*
Petrov Kreigt > i bid the good day, and farewell. this has become boring too comprehend, so im going back to low sec, auf wiedersehen.
*I thought they’d never leave. And if I’d come back with something to take on the rupture, he would probably have had some awesome murderous fittings to take us all out with. And the crowing would really be unbearable if that happened *
For the record, the sequence of events was – Zaine flips Samalash, takes some stuff. Kal flips Dippie38, Azul hauls off 17k of veld or so, leaving 700 odd units as bait, as Dippie is locked on to Kal. DarkMasterAnt turns up and takes the bait meant for Dippie38. Kal engages, punisher on punisher action ensues. Clearly DorkMasterAnts fit and skills are supperior, Kal is going down. Azul eventually comes back in a rifter *wanting to usurp my kill, huh? * It still wasnt looking too good, Kals ship goes pop. Fortunatelly Zaine shows up having finished with Salamash, and they finish him off. Zaine tracks him to Lai Dai. Azul joins him. They bag the second punisher as a bonus (Guy called Bamfordi, snuck off with some of the bait. Not sure why he undocked then, but Zaine and Azul are happy enough ). DarkMasterAnt tries undocking, twice, in rookie ships. Petrov is there with his rupture failing miserably to get aggro. Smack talk ensues. A bizarre sequence of events, but fun!
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